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ST&G's MARVELLOUS MAP OF ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN PLACE NAMES
ST&G's MARVELLOUS MAP OF ACTUAL AUSTRALIAN PLACE NAMES

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From Lovely Bottom (Tas) to Bullshit Hill (SA), from Pisspot Creek (Tas) toTitwobble Lane (Vic), via Pimple (Qld), Pensioners Bush (Tas) and Peculiar Knob (SA), now for the first time ever you can explore, discover and celebrate Australia's truly world-class place names.  

The Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names is a 66cm x 66cm wall map featuring over 1,000 of the funniest, rudest and quirkiest - and 100% authentic - Aussie towns, streets, mountains, lakes and all manner of geographic features whose names may cause your older relatives to spit out their tea violently. 

Every location on the Marvellous Map of Actual Australian Place Names is 100% real and guaranteed to cause bouts of childish giggling, not to mention significant kudos for gift-buyers.

Why you'll love the Marvellous Map:

  • It's classy from afar but very far from classy up close. The Marvellous Map is cunningly disguised as a quaint vintage map that nobody will suspect from across the room.
  • It's the perfect gift for map fans, comedy aficionados, lovers of travel and adventure... anyone, in fact, with a sense of humour or curiosity.
  • Researched with forensic levels of pedantry and designed with an eye for innuendo, the Marvellous Map is printed in Australia on FSC-approved 150 gsm uncoated paper for that classy, vintage look.  
  • The Marvellous Map is - and we hate to admit this - even vaguely educational. You'll definitely learn something about Australia that you didn't know before! 

The map is sold rolled in tissue paper inside a thick protective unmarked cardboard tube, so it's perfect for sending as a gift. 



'TALKING' STUBBY HOLDER - PRE-RECORD YOUR UNIQUE MESSAGE
'TALKING' STUBBY HOLDER - PRE-RECORD YOUR UNIQUE MESSAGE

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NEW!!   Great for the next party.   Pre-record your unique message (eg. "don't touch my drink").    Exchangeable battery.
The recorded message is played when the stubby holder is lifted.

* Trick Your Mates

* Protect Your Drink

* Must Have for the Man Cave



FLIPPIN' FUN KANGAROO & JUMPING JOEY ANIMATED NOTEPAD
FLIPPIN' FUN KANGAROO & JUMPING JOEY ANIMATED NOTEPAD

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Flip the pages to reveal a fun animation!  An amusing, entertaining, new, useful Aussie souvenir!  Keep as fun animated flip book, use as a notepad, or both!    Australian made.

See the video flippin' the pages of the notepad at  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ3XZHju8OU



FLIPPIN' FUN CLIMBING KOALA ANIMATED NOTEPAD
FLIPPIN' FUN CLIMBING KOALA ANIMATED NOTEPAD

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Flip the pages to reveal a fun animation!  An amusing, entertaining, new, useful Aussie souvenir!  Keep as fun animated flip book, use as a notepad, or both!    Australian made.

See the video flippin' the pages of the notepad at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YKlz52-PMs

 



PLUSH KOALA CHIT CHAT - TALKING KOALA
PLUSH KOALA CHIT CHAT - TALKING KOALA



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  • Cute little Koala that copies what you say
  • Bounces up and down as it chit chats
  • Sound activated
  • Cute little piece of Australiana, perfect for the tourist market
  • Size 140mm (L) x 110mm (W) x 190mm (H)
  • Colour box
  • 3 x AAA batteries included


PLUSH KOOKABURRA CHIT CHAT - TALKING KOOKABURRA
PLUSH KOOKABURRA CHIT CHAT - TALKING KOOKABURRA

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  • Cute little Kookaburra that copies what you say
  • Bounces up and down as it chit chats
  • Sound activated
  • Cute little piece of Australiana, perfect for the tourist market
  • Size 190mm (L) x 150mm (W) x 160mm (H)
  • Colour box
  • 3 x AAA batteries included


THE FLYING KANGAROO
THE FLYING KANGAROO

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Flies through the air screaming!!

  • Soars and screams across the sky with slingshot action
  • Heaps of fun – have contest to see who can get the kangaroo to fly the highest and the longest
  • Soars as high as fifty feet
  • Fun alternative to the usual Australiana products
  • Size is 210mm (L) x 90mm (W) x 221mm (H)


  • THE FLYING KOALA
    THE FLYING KOALA

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    Flies through the air screaming!!

  • Soars and screams across the sky with slingshot action
  • Heaps of fun – have contests to see who can get the koala to fly the highest and longest
  • Soars as high as fifty feet
  • Cute alternative to the usual Australiana products
  • Size is 240mm (L) x 60mm (W) x 220mm (H)


  • KOALA LIP GLOSS
    KOALA LIP GLOSS



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    Strawberry scented lip gloss from a cute little koala.

    KANGAROO PAW BACK SCRATCHER
    KANGAROO PAW BACK SCRATCHER

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    Hand made in Australia.    Approx. 35cm long.   For someone looking for a gift that is just a little different.  This genuine product was harvested and processed in accordance with National Parks & Wildlife Service rules and regulations.     



    KANGAROO PAW BOTTLE OPENER
    KANGAROO PAW BOTTLE OPENER

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    Hand made in Australia.    For someone looking for a gift that is just a little different.  This genuine product was harvested and processed in accordance with National Parks & Wildlife Service rules and regulations.     



    KOALA COSTUME PLUSH HEADWARMER
    KOALA COSTUME PLUSH HEADWARMER

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    Great for a laugh or party.   Soft plush design.



    KANGAROO COSTUME PLUSH HEADWARMER
    KANGAROO COSTUME PLUSH HEADWARMER

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    Great for a laugh or party.   Soft plush design.



    CROCODILE COSTUME PLUSH HEADWARMER
    CROCODILE COSTUME PLUSH HEADWARMER

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    Great for a laugh or party.   Soft plush design.



    SPINNING PLUSH KOALA
    SPINNING PLUSH KOALA

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    The kids will love this!! (and the young-at-heart)     Watch the video (link below)  to see the koala in action.

  • Spins and laughs
  • Sensor activated
  • New Technology
  • Size 180 (L) x 220 (W) x 230 (H) mm
  • Open colour box
  • 3 x AA batteries not included

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHwGzp0h9zU&feature=player_embedded



  • SPINNING PLUSH KANGAROO
    SPINNING PLUSH KANGAROO

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    The kids will love this!! (and the young-at-heart)     Watch the video (link below) to see the kangaroo in action.

  • Spins and laughs
  • Sensor activated
  • New Technology
  • Size 180 (L) x 220 (W) x 220 (H) mm
  • Open colour box
  • 3 x AA batteries not included

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PUeVNDuHxo&feature=player_embedded



  • SPIINNING AND LAUGHING PLUSH KOOKABURRA
    SPIINNING AND LAUGHING PLUSH KOOKABURRA

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    The kids will love this!! (and the young-at-heart)     Watch the video (link below) to see the kookaburra in action.

  • Spins and laughs
  • Sensor activated
  • Kookaburra features authetic calls
  • Size 150 (L) x 210 (W) x 235 (H) mm
  • Open colour box
  • 3 x AA batteries not included

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7rNvr-o6rI&feature=player_embedded



  • HAPPY HOPPER KANGAROO
    HAPPY HOPPER KANGAROO

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    Cute kangaroo Happy Hoppers Kangaroo is covered in squishy jelly spikes and hops all over when wound up.    Size is 70mm (L) x 55mm (W) x 90mm (H)



    JIGGLES KOALA VIBRATING PLUSH KEYRING
    JIGGLES KOALA VIBRATING PLUSH KEYRING

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    • Cute koala pull toy with keyring
    • Vibrates when you pull the string
    • Moves across smooth surfaces when vibrating

    Size 60mm (L) x 60mm (W) x 100mm (H)



    JIGGLES KANGAROO VIBRATING PLUSH KEYRING
    JIGGLES KANGAROO VIBRATING PLUSH KEYRING

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    • Cute kangaroo pull toy with keyring
    • Vibrates when you pull the string
    • Moves across smooth surfaces when vibrating

    Size 90mm (L) x 50mm (W) x 95mm (H)



    KANGAROO PAW FINGER SALUTE ON STAND
    KANGAROO PAW FINGER SALUTE ON STAND

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    Hand made in Australia.    For someone looking for a gift that is just a little different.  On wooden stand.   This genuine product was harvested and processed in accordance with National Parks & Wildlife Service rules and regulations.     



    UPSIDE DOWN WORLD MAP
    UPSIDE DOWN WORLD MAP

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    Australia on top!  Rethink the world as you know it!     Size is 840mm x 594mm.



    KANGAROO PAW KEY CHAIN
    KANGAROO PAW KEY CHAIN

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    $14.95






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    Hand made in Australia.   This genuine product was harvested and processed in accordance with National Parks & Wildlife Service rules and regulations.



    KANGAROO EGG GROWING PET
    KANGAROO EGG GROWING PET

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    Just add water to grow your own pet kangaroo.   Suitable for age 5+.    The egg shell will slowly break and your pet will emerge.    Instructions on back of box.

    KOALA EGG GROWING PET
    KOALA EGG GROWING PET

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    Just add water to grow your own pet koala.   Suitable for age 5+.  The egg shell will slowly break and your pet will emerge.  Instructions on back of box.



    EMU EGG GROWING PET
    EMU EGG GROWING PET

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    Just add water to grow your own pet emu.   Suitable for age 5+.   The egg shell will slowly break and your pet will emerge.   Instructions on back of box.



    KOOKABURRA EGG GROWING PET
    KOOKABURRA EGG GROWING PET

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    $6.95






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    Just add water to grow your own pet kookaburra.   Suitable for age 5+.   The egg shell will slowly break and your pet will emerge.   Instructions on back of box.



    CROCODILE EGG GROWING PET
    CROCODILE EGG GROWING PET

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    $6.95






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    Just add water to grow your own pet crocodile.   Suitable for age 5+.   The egg shell will slowly break and your pet will emerge.   Instructions on back of box.



    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM BOTTLE OPENER - GREY KANGAROO
    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM BOTTLE OPENER - GREY KANGAROO

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    $32.95






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    Great gift for a friend who has almost everything!!   Approx. 15cm height.   As this is a natural product they will vary in shape and size from one to another. This genuine product was harvested and processed in accordance with Australian National Parks & Wildlife Service rules and regulations.



    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM KEY CHAIN
    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM KEY CHAIN

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    $24.95






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    Looking for a rather unique key chain?   As this is a natural product they will vary in shape and size from one to another.  This genuine product was harvested and processed in accordance with Australian National Parks & Wildlife Service rules and regulations.  



    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM COIN POUCH - LARGE SIZE - BOXED
    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM COIN POUCH - LARGE SIZE - BOXED

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    Looking for a unique gift?   Genuine Kangaroo Scrotum. Use as a coin bag. This pouch is made from the scrotum of the male kangaroo and is said to be very lucky.      Height is approx. 13cm and width at widest point is approx. 8cm.  Comes attractively boxed.  Australian made.



    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM COIN POUCH - SMALL SIZE
    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM COIN POUCH - SMALL SIZE

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    Looking for a unique gift?    Genuine Kangaroo Scrotum.   Use as a coin bag.   This pouch is made from the scrotum of the male kangaroo and is said to be very lucky.   Height is approx. 11cm and width at widest point is approx. 6cm.   Australian made.



    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM WINE BOTTLE CORKSCREW
    AUSSIE KANGAROO SCROTUM WINE BOTTLE CORKSCREW

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    Looking for a unique wine bottle opener corkscrew?    Here it is!!   As this is a natural product they will vary in shape and size from one to another.   This genuine product was harvested and processed in accordance with Australian National Parks & Wildlife Service rules and regulations.



    SMALL CANE TOAD COIN PURSE WITH LEGS
    SMALL CANE TOAD COIN PURSE WITH LEGS

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    Cane toad leather.    Leather from the cane toad is strong and versatile.    Indvidiually hand crafted and manufactured from genuine cane toads with strict quality controls.   No permits are required to send these overseas.   Comes with information card.    Designed for someone who likes something a little different!



    MEDIUM CANE TOAD COIN PURSE WITH LEGS
    MEDIUM CANE TOAD COIN PURSE WITH LEGS

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    $32.95






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    Cane toad leather. Leather from the cane toad is strong and versatile. Indvidiually hand crafted and manufactured from genuine cane toads with strict quality controls. No permits are required to send these overseas. Comes with information card.  Designed for someone who likes something a little different!   Includes key chain swivel attachment and keys can be put inside the purse and zipped up.



    LARGE CANE TOAD PURSE WITH LEGS - SHOULDER PURSE
    LARGE CANE TOAD PURSE WITH LEGS - SHOULDER PURSE

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    Cane toad leather. Leather from the cane toad is strong and versatile. Indvidiually hand crafted and manufactured from genuine cane toads with strict quality controls. No permits are required to send these overseas. Comes with information card.  Designed for someone who likes something a little different!     Includes string strap to hang over your shoulder or can also be used as a mobile phone case.



    CANE TOAD KEY RING WITH LEGS
    CANE TOAD KEY RING WITH LEGS

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    $16.95






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    Cane toad leather. Leather from the cane toad is strong and versatile. Indvidiually hand crafted and manufactured from genuine cane toads with strict quality controls. No permits are required to send these overseas. Comes with information card.  Designed for someone who likes something a little different!

    CANE TOAD PAPER WEIGHT
    CANE TOAD PAPER WEIGHT

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    Great novel souvenir item. On wooden base. Hand made in Australia.   Tanned and mounted by a professional taxidermist, the toad makes an excellent gift, and no problems should be encountered with quarantine regulations in any country. Natural timber base has been dipped against insects.



    KID KOALA - KOALA NOSE
    KID KOALA - KOALA NOSE

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    Dress up as everyones' favourite Aussie animal!     Suitable for ages 3 and up.

    The koala has a distinctive big black nose and soft fluffy ears that people all around the world immediately recognise.      Try on this nose and see for yourself!



    KOALA BODY MASSAGER - SILVER COLOUR
    KOALA BODY MASSAGER - SILVER COLOUR

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    Helps you relax like a true Aussie!   The souvenir that keeps on giving!

    The Koala Body Massager has been specially designed to help you relax to the max!   Massage yourself, or if you're lucky, have someone else massage you.   You'll be feeling like a true relaxed Aussie in no time!



    SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE COAT HANGER
    SYDNEY HARBOUR BRIDGE COAT HANGER

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    The Essential Sydney Souvenir!    The Sydney Harbour Bridge is one of Sydney's most famous lanfmarks and is affectionately known to locals as the 'Coat Hanger' because of the obvious resemblance.   Silver colour.   Australian made.



    'THE WHACKER' FLY SWATTER - AUSTRALIAN MAP DESIGN
    'THE WHACKER' FLY SWATTER - AUSTRALIAN MAP DESIGN

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    The Whacker Fly Swatter is the Ultimate personal protection tool against the Australian fly.   No Aussie home should be without a "Whacker" fly swatter. Specifically designed for Australian conditions, like a good Aussie mate it won’t let you down. Comes complete with a field guide of Australian flies, and swatting techniques. Designed and made in Australia.  Aussie flies just don’t stand a chance.   Australian made.



    SYDNEY SNOWGLOBE POP-UP GREETING CARD
    SYDNEY SNOWGLOBE POP-UP GREETING CARD

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    Cleverly designed, pleasantly amazing! The Pop Up SnowGlobe folds flat for easy postage, and arrives completely assembled and ready to display in seconds!    Folds flat for postage.

    CHRISTMAS KOALA POP-OUT 3D CONSTRUCTION POSTCARD
    CHRISTMAS KOALA POP-OUT 3D CONSTRUCTION POSTCARD

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    Doodads are a great new way to remember your visit. They cost no more to mail than a normal postcard, but they're much more fun! Send them to friends and family, or keep them as souvenirs!    Australian made.

    Doodads come with everything you need!

    • Construction pieces
    • Space to write your message
    • Information about the animal
    • Instructions
    • Envelope


    AUSSIE TOAST STAMPS
    AUSSIE TOAST STAMPS

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    Aussie Toast Stamps are a fun, simple way to brighten up your morning Aussie Style! Before you pop your bread in the toaster, stamp it with an "Aussie Toast Stamp" and let the warm glow of the toaster reveal a unique, Australian image as it cooks! Up pops the toast and brightens up the start of your day!    Australian made.

    AUSTRALIAN ANIMAL COOKIE CUTTERS
    AUSTRALIAN ANIMAL COOKIE CUTTERS

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    Australian Animal Cookie Cutters! Six of your favourite Aussie critters and four yummy recipes will make your next cookie cooking experience a stack of fun! They're one of a kind.  Animals included are kangaroo, echidna, platypus, kookaburra, frilled neck lizard and koala.   Also includes 4 yummy cookie recipes.    Australian made.

    KATCH-A-ROO GAME
    KATCH-A-ROO GAME

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    A fun and challenging game for children ages 3 and up. Test your skill and pick up the kangaroos one by one, only by linking their heads
    and tails. Hours of fun! Each pack contains 20 kangaroos.    Australian made.

    KANGAROO DOODAD POP-OUT 3D CONSTRUCTION POSTCARD
    KANGAROO DOODAD POP-OUT 3D CONSTRUCTION POSTCARD

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    Doodads are a great new way to remember your visit. They cost no more to mail than a normal postcard, but they're much more fun! Send them to friends and family, or keep them as souvenirs!    Australian made.

    Doodads come with everything you need!

    • Construction pieces
    • Space to write your message
    • Information about the animal
    • Instructions
    • Envelope


    KOALA DOODAD POP-OUT 3D CONSTRUCTION POSTCARD
    KOALA DOODAD POP-OUT 3D CONSTRUCTION POSTCARD

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    $6.95






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    Doodads are a great new way to remember your visit. They cost no more to mail than a normal postcard, but they're much more fun! Send them to friends and family, or keep them as souvenirs!     Australian made.

    Doodads come with everything you need!

    • Construction pieces
    • Space to write your message
    • Information about the animal
    • Instructions
    • Envelope


    NOVELTY AUSSIE PASSPORT
    NOVELTY AUSSIE PASSPORT

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    A "Fairus Dinkumus" Passport, glorifying our culture in true blue Aussie style, and helping visitors get acquainted with our lovely country.  

    AUSTRALIAN BACK SEAT DRIVERS LICENCE
    AUSTRALIAN BACK SEAT DRIVERS LICENCE



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    A "Fairus Dinkumus" Backseat Driver's License, perfect for those annoying family and friends who indulge in this habit.